Cortina's Raid on Brownsville

On Sunday Phil, Andy, John, Ron, and Jamie gathered at Stately Counterpane Manor to play some What a Cowboy.

Our scenario was Cortina's Raid on Brownsville, the incident in 1859 Texas that would lead to a period of low-intensity conflict known as the Cortina War.

The game was typical What a Cowboy action with little in the way of sophisticated tactics but lots of shooting and dodging. With mobile phones to hand we were able to have a suitable soundtrack. First I played the Juan Nepomuceno Cortina Corrido before Phil treated us to The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (or was it A Fistful of Dollars; I can never remember the difference).

Tomás Cabrera leads some Cortinistas
past the livery stable

Cortina and Robert Shears face off
across 14th Street

George Morris, the blacksmith, takes up a defensive
position outside the hotel

Cortinistas menace Adolphus Glaevecke

Inside the hotel there's a gunfight between 
Morris and one of the Vela brothers
while the dancing girls run for cover

"Hey, you in the jail!" Cortina and his men threaten to 
come in after the cowering Marshal Shears

By the time we reached a sensible finishing point, the Vela brothers had dealt with the hated jailer Robert Johnson, Adolphus Glaevecke had gone down in a hail of lead, and George Morris was out of action. Only Robert Shears remained of the men on the Cortinistas' list of enemies.

Everyone seemed to enjoy the game, which is the main thing, and the rules worked fine albeit I made a few errors in ruling around dodging. These were as follows:

1. The "You can't dodge towards the enemy unless you're a Gunslinger or better" rule is actually "You can't dodge towards the guy shooting at you unless...",
2. If you can dodge behind cover that doesn't block line of sight, you can still be shot at if the shooter pays an additional Spot die, and
3. If you can dodge behind cover that blocks line of sight you must do so; you can't dodge to a "peering around the corner" position. 

I don't think any of these mistakes had a significant impact on the outcome. I'll know better next time!

Do you know the way to St Omer?

Late on Christmas Eve, while the rest of the family were glued to Strictly or some such TV entertainment, I decided to try out one of my new battle-mats. 

In my workshop there's an old plan-chest  that provides a small gaming space if I remove the crap usually covering it and if I don't mind getting a sore back whilst playing. The "Grassy" mat folded in two covered it nicely.

I fancied a little TacWWII and went with the smallest scenario from this venerable volume. 

The Road to St Omer sees the British 3rd Battalion the Royal Tank Regiment (3RTR) clash with lead elements of the German 1st Panzer Division just south of Calais in May 1940.

This was one of my contributions to the book and I hadn't played it since play-testing in 2000 but I knew that I had all of the models and could whip up an approximation to the terrain with mostly things I had to hand. I'm quite pleased with how it looked.

Near the centre of the table is a sunken road that I marked with some clump foliage but then I thought, "I could do better than that".

A quick scrabble through the terrain material stores (in the same plan-chest) provided off-cuts of PVC board and foam core. Cut, chamfer, glue, apply quick-drying Polyfilla, paint, PVA, apply mix of flock and static grass and you have a couple of "sunken road markers". Probably took me less than an hour including time for the Polyfilla to set and the paint to dry.

While waiting for the rest of the family to get up on Christmas Morning I made a start on playing the scenario solo. It's an odd one, with armoured companies (in this case a German armoured car company and a British tank squadron) blundering into each other, in column of route, at point-blank range.

It's challenging for the British, in their first action of the war, to shake themselves out into a decent fighting formation against fully worked-up recon troops of 1st Panzer Division who have already fought their way across Belgium and France. I rated 3RTR as Tac 7 whereas the Germans are Tac 5. This means the Brits have a 40% chance of changing Mode while the Germans are on 60%. 

In between domestic duties I managed to get through five of the scheduled eight game turns. The close encounter range made for a bloody opening with one of the German armoured car companies losing three platoons straight away for the loss of one British tank troop.

When researching the scenario I knew it would play oddly in that both sides have mostly (or in the British case entirely) armoured elements but also a number of units with little or no anti-armour capability. This made for some interesting tactical choices.

3RTR's two cruiser tank squadrons clashed with German companies with a mix of armoured car types. The British 2-pounder is superior to the 20mm cannon carried by the SdKfz 222s and 231s but the German companies are larger (six models to three) and so tend to be a little more robust when it comes to morale tests.

As the scenario proceeds, additional German companies arrive, the first being a heavy company with three Panzer IV troops.

As the Brits advanced across the railway line they were met by stiffening German power. By the time of the pic below, 3RTR's A Squadron had driven off their German opposite numbers but been forced to flee themselves. Here we see B Squadron with all three troops neutralised and with C Squadron's Light Tanks Mk VI advancing on their flank.

At this point A Squadron badly failed its test to rally and entirely lost cohesion, the remnants being seen to flee through Cocquelles. This triggered a Battalion Morale Test with resulted in a "Halt" result.

Turn five saw a light tank company (Panzers II and III) arrive on the German left and although their heavy company was forced to retire, this was not before it had wiped to 3RTR's B Squadron. With a second light company arriving on game turn six and the British reduced to two squadrons of light tanks, I decided that Brigadier Nicholson had arrived and ordered the British force to withdraw into the Calais perimeter.

If you've seen the film Darkest Hour, you'll know that the Calais garrison will be sacrificed to delay the German advance on Dunkirk. Most of 3RTR's tanks will end up being pushed into the harbour to prevent their capture by the Germans.

As always I was delighted by the way TacWWII makes for an engaging narrative. I could readily envisage the British CO's frustration in trying to put together a battle line in the face of an aggressive enemy, particularly when a Tac roll revealed that (as happened historically) the HE rounds for his close support tanks' guns had been left behind on Southampton Dock.

More TacWWII must follow in 2025! 

Review of the year 2024

My hobby year 2024 began with a new purchase; Bloody Big Battles.

I've been years searching for a set of rules that allows me to make satisfying use of my 6mm Franco-Prussian War armies and it finally looks like these are the ones for me. Mate Chris Pringle does a great job of concisely and unambiguously laying out his rules and this is no exception. 

I've only completed one solo play through of the Battle of Coulmiers so far...

... but I'm keen to do more. I've started rebasing my Irregular Miniatures strips and organising them to do Froeschwiller some time in the coming year. There's even a plan at the back of my mind to maybe do Waterloo eventually!

January also saw the start of a new campaign. Muddy River Blues is designed as a time-limited, play-by-email exploration of counter-guerilla operations in Mississippi during the American Civil War. The main rules in use are Sharp Practice but I did use a modified version of Arc of Fire to resolve one particularly small encounter between patrols in the overgrown bottom-country west of Badfinger...

Ron and Richard are the players in this one and it's been fascinating to watch their forces moving about the map with very limited intelligence about what's actually going on. I suspect both sides would benefit from getting their player character commanders back to base temporarily to pick up news of events. The campaign rather ground to a halt in the latter half of the year as I was busy with other projects (see later) and Richard was working away from his home. I must get back into the saddle on this one.

Spring saw a few games of The Pikeman's Lament. A few Thirty Years War games in 6mm scale were supplemented by another game in our very irregular series of 15mm Samurai actions set around the Siege of Hachigata. This is another project I need to move to a conclusion.

The first big project of the year was Crisis Point 2024. This event was disrupted by first one and then a second game-runner dropping out due to family commitments or illness. In the end we managed with two games and the event was a great success.

I wanted to run a large game of TacWWII but was determined not to get bogged down with a huge game for all attendees. Having Andy and Neil available to run a parallel game of Cold War Commander and effectively splitting my own game into two semi-independent, four-player games meant that the event was manageable and went off very well.

In June I took Harpers Ferry down to A Barnful of Lard in Bristol. 

The terrain is now in storage so that may be the game's last outing for a while. With six sessions at Lardy Days and three or four playtest sessions it's difficult to argue that the ratio of preparation time to play time is reasonable. However, I enjoyed the process of researching and designing the game and building the terrain so any decent cost-benefit analysis needs to take that into account.

In August I arranged a first game of a Cold War adaptation of TacWWII with Richard and Phil. The Battle of Jijiga was an adaptation of a scenario from Battlezones by Mark Bevis.  It was an Ethiopian clash with Somali rebels and featured a number of T-54s and buildings 3D-printed especially for the occasion.

I was pleased with how the rules worked though it's been pointed out that I was probably generous in giving the defending rebels the opportunity to evade incoming ATGWs. In my defence I was more keen on testing the rules mechanisms than in accurately simulating the command and control limitations of WSLF tank crews!

The second half of my 2024 was dominated by preparations for Steel Lard. Quite apart from the administrative burden of recruiting game-runners and then allocating players to their games, I found myself spending so much time getting my Siege of Puebla game designed and built that very little other gaming took place.

The self-imposed design constraints were such that I needed to build 16 square feet of city and four of French siege works. In addition I'd made up my mind to have buildings progressively replaced by ruined versions as the game continued so I ended up with a major construction effort even recycling some buildings from previous games.

On top of that I needed to design and test new night-fighting rules for Sharp Practice and to create player-character commanders whose personal objectives and psychological peculiarities mitigated the risk of a siege warfare scenario bogging down into a static firefight.

In the end, things worked out well but I did feel that Puebla had perhaps taken up too much of my focus. By the end it was beginning to feel like a bit of a chore to keep working on it. 

It's fair to say that since I got past Steel Lard, my hobby time has been spent on a glorious mish-mash of unconnected painting and historical research. Perhaps the epitome of this was an mostly pointless diversion into 15mm Thirty Years War that can only result in some more figures going on eBay.

Rules-wise the year has been dominated by Sharp Practice with seven games, followed by TacWWII with four and The Pikeman's Lament with three. After that there were occasional outings of Bloody Big Battles, Flight Leader, Hordes of the Things, Arc of Fire, and What A Cowboy. The last of these should make its way into joint third place after I've run a game over the Christmas holiday period.

So that was 2024. I'm not displeased with how any of it went but I'd like to avoid getting so bogged down into all-consuming major projects in the coming year... of which more anon.

The Streets of Brownsville

One of my games this Christmas is The Brownsville Raid, 1859. In September of that year the Mexican rancher, cattle rustler, patriot, and later army officer Juan Cortina mounted a nocturnal attack across the Rio Grande to kill his sworn enemies in that place.

Here's my representation of a small portion of Brownsville for What A Cowboy:

I don't intend to stick as closely to historic events as I did with the Harpers Ferry game - this is going to be more of a Hollywood version of the raid.

Our story takes place in southern Texas after the end of the Mexican War. In an atmosphere of anti-Mexican racism, white settlers (the terms anglos or gringos are used interchangeably) have been using questionable legal practices and sometimes outright violence to take over the farms of established Mexican families.

Jerry Thompson in his Cortina: Defending the Mexican Name in Texas gives us the background:

Our scenario takes place the following September when Cortina, backed by perhaps 100 "Cortinistas", mounts a nighttime raid determined on revenge for the slights endured by Mexicans on the lower Rio Grande.

The player-controlled citizens of Brownsville will be people on Cortina's list of enemies or, in the case of the jailer Robert Johnson, on the personal revenge-list of some of the Cortinistas. They are:

Adolphus Glaevecke, a German immigrant,
former medical student, rancher, cattle thief,
and distant cousin by marriage of Cortina.

Robert Shears, the town marshal,
not yet fully recovered from the bullet
Cortina put in his shoulder in July.

George Morris, blacksmith and
town constable, perpetrator of 
"many Mexican murders".

Robert L Johnson, the jailer, who lives
 in a house adjoining the city jail.

And on the side of the attackers we have:

Juan Nepomuceno Cortina himself.

Tomás Cabrera, victim of Shears' pistol-whipping
and now Cortina's right-hand man.

Juan Vela, who loves his brother...

... Alejo Vela, who hates Robert Johnson.

In addition there will be groups of anonymous Cortinistas - I'll be trying out the Henchmen rules for the first time.

This will be my second What A Cowboy game based on events in 1859. Harpers Ferry was very much in line with the historical events in the Federal Armory in October. This time I've gone more "Hollywood", changing the locations of some events and the positions of characters to encourage more fast and furious action. I will, however, be adding a few scenario-specific rules to capture some of the events of the night.

New battlefields - amended

Steel Lard brought home to me the visual difference between, for example, Ken Welsh's French and Indian Wars set-up:

... and my emergency ACW game:

Now obviously my game was thrown together at the last moment but clearly Ken's printed battlemat makes a huge difference to the visual impact. I decided to splash out.

I've gone with Geek Villain's fleece mats. As Jonathan of Wargaming Recon has pointed out in the past, the texture is lovely; they'd make a very comfortable throw for your bed or sofa!

I decided on two 6'x4' mats, "Grass" and "Rocky Grass". These have the advantage of being the same underlying pattern so I can combine them if I ever need a 12'x6' playing area. Alternatively they'll do nicely for the two-tables-side-by-side approach planned for my Attack on the Northern Hills game.

At the moment our kitchen table spends most of the day being used as a workbench for the Baroness' traditional upholstery (an Edwardian sofa won't fit in her workshop) but I did manage to get in a quick photo session with the "Grass" mat.  It shows varied greens with scattered grey rocky areas.

And when I place a few hills on top...

Despite the hill modules having been built, painted and flocked at various times and with various recipes of ground cover, I'm quite pleased with how they blend in.

And here is the "Rocky Grass" mat.

I wanted to see how the mat worked with a hill underneath it. The fort in the pic above is actually on a low rise made from corrugated cardboard and various types of foam. The effect is nice and subtle I think you'll agree.

I'm not entirely sure about the rocky bits when seen close up...

But overall the existing hills blend well into this one too.

I paid £130 for the two battlemats and on the whole I think they represent value for money. I see no reason why they shouldn't last for ages and they potentially free up storage space that's currently being occupied by six 2'x2' chipboard tiles.

Weird artillery

I've recently had a period of building models out of the stash for no other reason than I fancied doing so. It's quite therapeutic to just think, "I don't need this for a game but sod it, I'll just build it".

The latest thing to come out of the stash is a couple of 20mm scale "French" guns that were in Akheton Models blister packs. The inverted commas reflect that fact that while the diminutive crew are in Adrian helmets, the guns themselves aren't a very good match for any particular weapons.

The barrels look like those of the famous 75mm Mle1897 but the carriage has wheels that are way too small.

I might declare them to be an Andreivian modification of the French gun and draft them into one of our post-WW1 games.

Christmas scenario

I'll be running an Andreivia 1918 game this Christmas. Here are some figures that will appear. 

You can learn more on the Andreivian Tales blog here.

Attack on the Northern Hills

This is the first-draft outline of a scenario for Arc of Fire that I'm working on for possible use at Crisis Point 2025. It's a slightly redacted version to keep a little of the detail from potential players.

Background

Russian forces have previously occupied Tcherbevan International Airport and are pushing to capture the bridges over the Krupnehr River with a view to moving into the centre of the capital.  However, their base at the airport continues to come under fire from Andreivian-Armenian artillery in the Northern Hills. Russian units are ordered to attack into the hills and destroy the artillery.

Situation

The game takes place on two tables representing hilly areas separated by the impassible Shavi Kedi (or Black Ridge).  Travel between the two tables is possible only across the Maghali Pass.

Both tables represent areas that are largely under Andreivian Armenian control. There are two villages on the western table; Khndzori Arahet and Hamardzaktun. They are connected by a road that forms a key Armenian line of communications and that then runs through the Maghali Pass. 

The eastern table has an old ruined fort (under Armenian control) at the end of Maghali Pass. From the fort another key road leads down to an Armenian village, Menak. In the east is the village of Melas Gora under Andreivian Government control. A road running northeast from this village is a key Government supply route.

Areas shown as plain green on the map above will be broken up by as many steep hills as we can squeeze on - this isn’t countryside that’s going to be dominated by one or two tanks! Steep hills are impassable to vehicles and cannot be used to deploy artillery. 

Deployment

Andreivian-Armenian forces can deploy anywhere on the map (at least X” from the southern edge and Y” from Melas Gora). One artillery piece must be deployed in the central third of each table. The artillery pieces do not need line of sight to the airport - they are firing based on from reports from spotters and intelligence received from Armenian agents in the city (we know this from a previous matrix game).

Andreivian Government forces deploy within Melas Gora. 

Russian forces enter from the southern edge. They can split as they like between the two tables but note that they need to take out both guns. Optional Russian helicopter deployment if enemy leave rear areas unguarded?

Victory Conditions 

Each faction has a victory target of five points.

The Russians gain victory points as follows:

Action	Victory Points
Destroy both Armenian artillery pieces	3
Each village captured	1
Controlling the line of communications between two uncaptured villages	0.5
<redacted>	2

Note that no VP are awarded for destroying only one of the artillery pieces.

The Armenians gain victory points as follows:

Action	Victory Points
Every X artillery rounds fired at the airport	1
Each village/fort* held at the end of the game	1
Cutting the Government’s line of communications to Melas Gora	1

Note * <redacted>.

Note that an Armenian village or the fort gains only 0.5 VP if the line of communications is cut on one or both sides of it.

The Andreivian Government gains victory points as follows:

Action	Victory Points
Melas Gora is held	3
<redacted>	1
<redacted>	1
Menak or the fort brought under Government control	1

Forces

All forces are to be agreed based on what we have/what people want to play with. But see the following…

Andreivian-Armenian Forces

A selection of militia infantry and assorted vehicles.  

Must contain two artillery pieces. 

Must have <redacted>.

(I have one M1938 122mm howitzer)

Andreivian Government Forces

Platoon of Government paratroops and assorted vehicles

Russian Forces

Mostly infantry but may have a couple of tanks. Perhaps two reinforced infantry platoons?

If people are happy to learn the artillery rules (they are fun) the Russians and potentially others could have limited off-table fire support.

(I have a platoon of VDV airborne troops and am working on a similar force of Naval Infantry.)

(I have two T-80s)

Aircraft can be unbalancing in skirmish games but I have a few suitable aircraft models (Andreivian Government A-4 and Mil-24, Armenian Hawker Hunter, and Russian MiG-27) that it’d be fun to use. Perhaps appearing as a result of rolls on a tweaked version of the Random Events Table?

A return to Andreivia?

With Steel Lard out of the way, my thoughts have inevitably returned to Crisis Point in the Spring. I'm tempted to have a theme of Return to Andreivia. This would enable me to run a substantial game of Arc of Fire without having to organise a single, huge game that might have to accommodate somewhere north of 18 players!

Freed to consider something other than Puebla in 1863, the creative pixies that inhabit my brain suddenly stopped drinking themselves into oblivion and got back to work. Within a couple of days I had the complete outline of a multi-player scenario depicting the long-anticipate Russian offensive into Andreivia's Northern Hills.

This in turn tempted me to dig though the boxes of partially-complete and unbuilt stuff for the Cold War period in 20mm scale. The result was a headquarters unit for my reinforced-platoon-sized force of Russian paras.

I picked up a set of the old Atlantic 1/72nd scale Jeeps at a bring-and-buy many years ago. They are very crude, made from soft polythene and not particularly realistic as a representation of the GAZ-69 but they'll do.

This first one has the platoon CO and his driver. I added bit of camouflage to the latter's head. The Atlantic figures are small in stature but bulking up his helmet this way (painting with PVA and then dipping in mixed flock before finally sealing with matt Modpodge) helps him blend in with chunkier white metal models.

I have at least one more Atlantic Jeep that I'll probably model either empty or with just a driver for when the platoon HQ is deployed on foot.

Next we have an AGS-17 automatic grenade-launcher. 

Memory has it that I was gifted this team at an SOTCW event many years ago. I suspect it was originally painted by either Richard Baber or Neil MacDougall. It didn't quite fit in with the rest of my collection as all of the weaponry was painted in Panzer grey and the base had some peculiar bottle-green static grass. 

A bit of research suggested that the body of the AGS-17 should be black (with a brown panel on top), the magazine should be green and the tripod could be green or black. Most pictures of the weapon in service show a little silver colour where the paint is worn away around the tip of the barrel. With these changes the model is much improved. I repainted the crew's AK assault rifles too and dry-brushed yellow to tone down the unrealistic grass.

A couple of hours' work in total and my miniature VDV have some enhanced mobility and firepower! They may see action at Christmas as I want to test the new Arc of Fire activation system.

 

Steel Lard 2024 - part two the aftermath

Steel Lard 2024 ended with the Wee Derek Awards. These were presented in memory of our friend Derek Hodge, who passed away this year and who was a stalwart of the Lard community.  Thanks are due to Patriot Games who kindly matched our contribution enabling us to offer two £40 prizes in Derek's memory.

The Wee Derek Award for Game Design was voted for by the players. Second place was a damned close-run thing with Phil Crebbin's Cthulhu-themed What a Cowboy game coming in just ahead of... well... modesty forbids. The winner by a head, though, was John Savage's very pretty Up Country. 

This was the most popular choice of games in advance of the day. Lovely terrain, a skilled game-runner and a new version of the Lardies' most popular rules conspiring to make a hugely popular offering.

We them moved on to the Wee Derek Spirit of Lard Award. This was chosen by acclamation of the game-runners. It was inevitable that it would be difficult to identify a single player who had exemplified the spirit of the day as the game-runners only get to see a portion of what goes on. However, one name came up twice.

Dex reported that Simon had provided some really insightful feedback after the morning session. He incorporated Simon's suggestions and the afternoon game was much better as a result.

Then Ken was enthusiastic about the unexpected death of Robert Rogers in the second run of the La Chute game. Apparently Simon played a heroic role in this.

Not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, I announced that Simon Walker had won the award. 

There were one or two funny looks at this and it soon became apparent that the two anecdotes referred to different Simons! Fortunately the prize was in the form of two £20 vouchers so it was decided that Simon Walker and Simon Beale would leave with one voucher each! 2024 will henceforth be known in Lardy circles as The Year of the Two Simons.

After tidying away the impedimenta, I managed to get home for half an hour and drop off the car. Wife and daughter were attending a Bellowhead gig in the city so Jamie and I were able to get a lift back into town to attend the after-Lard drinks.

Triple Point Brewery proved a successful venue; close to Patriot Games with excellent beer and reasonable food. We stayed for a couple of hours before decamping to the nearby Rutland Arms for a few more. Here we ended up snuggled onto a table in the beer garden with some students. Ken got chatting with them and it turned out that they had both hometown and football club in common.

The end of the Bellowhead gig mean that our ride was waiting so Jamie and I slunk away. I believe further craic was had and I know there was a game of Midgard Heroic Battles at Patriot Games on the Sunday.

The final outstanding issue (except that I need to pay Patriot Games) was to decide on my approach to next year's Steel Lard. 

I've now organised for three years and that's more than any of my predecessors. I've found that in organising the event and putting on a new game each year, I'm tending to get in less actual wargaming over the course of the year. In addition, running the second, emergency game meant that I wasn't able to give either set of players the experience I'd have preferred.

In 2025 I want to concentrate on using the toys I already own and getting in more varied games. I'll therefore be looking for someone else to take on the burden of organising Steel Lard. 

What I will offer to do for whoever takes over, apart form providing advice, is to run a game at Steel Lard.  It would be designed from the start to be scalable in the event of a last minute cancellation. It'd probably be another Sharp Practice game and probably use the large collection of models I created for the Woebetide Islands.

So in conclusion, if you're a Sheffield-area Lardy you may get canvassed as a future organiser. And wherever you're based, I strongly recommend that you get to a Lardy Day and maybe stick around for the AfterLard.